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Pergi shopping kat Popular ari tuh… dan aku terjumpa buku ni: THE KIDS BOOK OF QUESTIONS by Gregory Stock, Ph.D. Soalan soalan yang di create untuk tanyer bebudak (besanyer bebudak bercakap benar)

Ada 268 questions.. tapi aku just pick up a few Q… Ader sesaper berani jawab????

Q16: Who do you dislike the most? What is the best thing about that person?

Q29: If you were offered $250 to kiss someone you liked in front of your school class, would you do it?

Q30: If you had a dog you really loved, and a mean neighbour killed it just because it pooped on his lawn, what do you think should happend to the person?

Q51: What do you like most about your best friend? How long do you think it would like to take another "best" friend if you moved away?

Q62: Which subjects at school do you think will be completely useless when you get older? Which ones do you think will be  important?

Q75: What is the luckiest thing that ever happened to you?

Q88: When is the last time you really laughed at yourself because you did something silly or stupid?

Q140: What’s your favorite daydream?

Q202:If a friend gave you a gift you didn’t like, would you pretend you liked it?

Q233: Is there any question you would be afraid to ask someone because of the answer you might get?

sekali lagii.. ader sesaper berani jawab ??? heeheheheh

Ada beberapa perkara yang aku memang nak buat.. tapi tak da peluang or tak terbuat.. sebelum aku mati. Alhamdulillah.. aku dapat buat jugak akhirnya. Mungkin benda ni memang kecik bagi korang.. tapi aku rasa.. bagi aku laa.. besar ertinya. Ni adalah antara benda yang aku dah berjaya buat

13th May 2006

Ada friendly match dengan Indonesia embassy. I can’t play volleyball, petanque or mender lagii.. tetiba ada satu game yanag aku memang nak main tapi tak penah main: BASKETBALL yeszaaaaaaaaaaa…Aku tak sangak ader game tu jugak. So, dengan selambernyer.. aku mintak ijin dari manager aku, aku nak main gak.. bior kalah pun.. aku nak main . he he e dia bagi aku main. Pgergghhh.. best giler.. kalu ikut netball.. aku main position GD.. peh tu second half , aku main GA. Aku berjaya bagi 2 points utk team aku eh he eh .. Bangga.. hins.. hins….yang best nyer.. aku bleh langgar smua org…bleh curik bola orang… peh tu ref tak bagi preettt… preettt.. Time kasih akak akak Indon semua. Lam berpeluh peluh tu,, kena peluk smua orang.

Aftermath

AKu memang tak tahu yanag aku ekna main. pasal aku besanye dok lam category cheerleader jerr.. So.. kerja aku jadik waitress.. banyak giler food yang best. Pagi tu ader lam 5 jenis bekfast. Peh tu lunch siap ader sup ngan soto. Ori nyer soto. Aper lagii.. makan arr… best wooo.. after lunch..ader foodlagi.. peh tu break utk Zohor. Kol 2 kena main. Lepas main rasa cam nak muntah.. mmg teruk nyer feeling. Muka smua dah pucat.. sib baik tak pitam

29 May 2006

Aku dah lamer nak jadik DJ eh ee he.. tetiba aku di tugaskan utk intebiu sorang budak ni.. in English. Acheehh.. tengok muka aku memang cool gilerr…tapi.. tanagn tejukkkkk. Aku siap suh budak tu rilekkk… jangan gabra. api ..aku rasa.. aku laks yang sejuk tangan terlebih lebih he heeh e. Everything went well. DJ kat situ suker aku.. suka budak yang di jemput tu. So, sesaper yanag dok kat Narathiwat, bukak stesen 96.00 fm smalam… aku ler tu he heee . Kat sini ader gamaq.. aku sajer letak gamaq aku tengah muncung. Sebagai bukti aku tengah bercakap, bukti hidop sedang bercakap he eh e….Budak kat sebelah aku tu namer dier Irham Dorloh.. iyer.. gamaq kelabu kelaloorrr

Title: Dear Dakanda ( original title: Best Friend)

Tagline : This time, love will fall in two places.

Moo, a young guy who’s about to head out for the Southern Thailand island of Koh Phangan. Why he’s going there takes pretty much the whole movie to explain, but first he has to break his leg in a mishap on the boat to the island.

This puts Moo in touch with a very pretty nurse who is immediately smitten by Moo and is very sweet to him.
But Moo has other things on his mind. He asks for some postcards so he can write his friend.

"Friend or a girlfriend?", Nui the nurse asks.
"Just a friend," Moo insists.

Then we flashback to four years before. Moo is an art student at Chiang Mai University in his first day, having to go through the things that freshmen in Thai universities have to go through, like collecting names of other students in your book.

He meets Dakanda, a striking, unique beauty with an outgoing personality.
Moo and Dakanda become close friends — classmates who critique each others’ work, getting drunk on the weekends, and going through all the hazing rituals together.

One night Moo earns his nickname, after Dakanda convinces him and another guy to raid the university’s chicken farm for eggs. Moo ends up getting run off by the caretaker, and all the eggs in his pocket are broken — Broken Eggs is his name now.

The story toggles back and forth between the present, with Moo laying up in bed with a cast, being cared for by Nui and another outrageous comic-relief nurse. Eventually, Nui carts Moo around on the back of her motorcycle, his cast-clad leg sticking out over the side. They spend time at the beach, and Moo is able to earn some money painting portraits of tourists.

But Moo pines for Dakanda, and the story switches back to his university days. Dakanda’s parents are quite keen on Moo. Her mom suggests a trick that might ensure Dakanda loves him: while she’s sleeping, he should stand over her and concentrate all his thoughts on her while counting. If before he reaches the number 10 she wakes up, she loves him. He tries it one night on a camping trip, but probably she’s had too much to drink and has passed out. Or has she?

Next thing Moo knows, he’s laying back in his hospital bed and the nurse Nui is counting. It’s one of the many funny scenes.

The comedy in this film is best during the first act of the film. It slows up, and by the third act, it’s pretty serious as Moo copes with his emotions and you learn how he got into his predicament.

But it’s never overboard or maudlin. Subtlety. It’s something a lot of films — especially Thai romantic comedies — lack. But the director finds a balance that’s just about right. It’s sweet without being syrupy.

p/s: ni ler antara salah satu nyer antara citer Siam yang aku pueh ati tgk. Sesaper p Imbi, terjumper.. bleh try tengok. Wanja…citer ko

Ini ada kisah sorang makcik jual buah… dia memang baik.. peramah, pemurah, kira pada mata aku yang pakai spek ni…. dia memang baik lahhh.

Banyak buah yang di jual, dar nenas, jambu, mempelam, kedondong, anggur .. kira smua lah ader.. smuanyer di letakkan di dalam plastik kecik, harga 50 sen.

Yang best, aku beli satu percuma satu, beli 2 percuma satu.. kalu tak beli… dapat free… so tak tergamak ler aku tak beli. Kompem aku beli laahh. Kalu luper bawak duit pon… memang kena pinjam dari kawan.

Tapi, akhir akhir ni, aku tak jumpa gerai akak tu lagi. Pueh aku carik. Pot lamer dier dah di ganti denagn gerai air… isshh.. maner pulak akak ni.. kater memang nak berniaga kat sini.

Semalam, aku p pasar. Kat satu pasar ni ler aku selalu jumpa akak jaul buah tuuu.. Nak jadik kan citer.. memang terserempak ngan dier. Tapi dia dah tak seceria dulu. Katerneyr pot lamer lamernyer dah di ambil alih oleh peniaga lain, peh tu dier jual buah tak laku lagi dah. Dia dah putus asa dengan jual buah nii… dia just nak tumpukan perhatian kat anak anak dier.

Ermm…. memang rindu jugak kat akak tu. Penjual yang paling ramah ngan aku. Sekarang ni memang dah takleh lerrr makan buah 50 sen dengan senang.

Sesaper yang kenai akuu.. sure tau yang aku memang tak baper gemar kat kucing. Bukan takut or menchi or aperr…. tapi memang kurang gemar.. tok sah ler dok bermanja manja ngan akuuu… aku memang tak pandang pongg.. Sekadar p kedai or cat show.. bleh ler kater ‘ eiii.. tomey nyerrrrrrrrrrr’ .. tapi takat tu jerrr……

Nak di jadikan citerr.. sejarah kucing2 kampung kat umah aku tak baper cemerlang, suka gigit orang, curik ikan, dan banyak lagi aktiviti2 yanagn memang boleh dia hadiahkan sebarang penyepak dua.

Tapi, ader sekor kucing ni.. pregnant.. lembuttt sangattt… suker laaa dok kat kaki orang, to be specific, kaki akuuu….so.. pepaling aku wat ialah.. tolak ngan kakii.. peh tu datang balik. Even maser dinner pong.. dia suka dok kat belakang. Umah aku takder meja makan.. makan kat lantaiii… peh tu bila dia lapo.. mengiau. So, after makan.. lebihan tu sure akanbagi dier..orang kat umah aku pangge dier "Mek Yah" Uishh….. tradisi sungguh namer itu (Kepada sesaper yg bernama Yah, ampunnnnn). So, after a while.. Mek Yah dah jadik cam kucing katumah aku. Yang paling best.. walaupun Mek Yah lapo.. dia takkanmcurik ikan merata.. dia akan mengiau kat kaki sesaper yg dok dapur samapi org bagi makanannn..

Ini adalah antara insiden yanag kelakar. Cuaca kat sini panas ari tuh. Masuk jer tengah ari.. smua orang kepenatan.. tapi tau nak tido canner.. pasal terlalu panas. dapat jer carik pot best.. terus terlelap. Ghopernyer Mek Yah pong samer penat.. dia lelap sebelah aku.. kat atas lantai. Bila aku bangun cek jam … dia pong bangun.. tapi bila aku sambung tido.. tetiba Mek Yah gedebek… terlentang (aku rasa samer case ngn kucing gemuk best fren aku)

Satu ari, Mek Yah beranak. Tiem tuh aku ader kerja out town. Balik2 jer.. denagr anak kucing. Peh tu tgk Mek Yah, dah tak tembam. Mak aku kater.. anak dia 2 ekor, tapi bapak kucing ynag makan sekor. So Mek Yah smebunyikan sekor lagi lam longgokan kayu. Aku dengar gak bunyi anak kucing mengiau… lelebih lagi memalam ari. Lepas beranak 2-3 hari.. aku nampak Mek Yah tak happy ( chewaahh.. skang ni dah pandai baca ekspressi muka kucing). Di aletih dah dah tak mengiau lagi. Lepas tu.. Mek Yah ilang.. tak tahu ke maner membawa diri…

So, aku tak yah lagi bagi lebihan dinner kat Mek Yah, aku tak yah lagi membebel bila Mek Yah tak sabor2 mengiau kat kaki aku.. for food, aku tak yah lagi tolak Mek Yah ngan kaki bila dia dok lepak kat kaki akuuu….Tapi .. I miss Mek Yah terribly. 

Hari ni, aku telah buat perkara yang membuatkan aku tersenyum sepanjang minggu. Perkara yang tak boleh di ceritakan kat sini. Tapi .. tak kira sesaper cakap aper pong kat aku… aku akan senyummm jerr… Nobody can kill my mood for the whole week he ee he he.. lets see whether it can last for the whole month.