Hasnah

Location: Narathiwat

Time and date: One sweet day

Perbualan casual antara 3 orang kenalan aku warganegara Thai, dan aku sendiri.

Depa kater: orang Malaysia sangat patriotik

Aku kerutkan kening, dan tanyer dia balik

Aku: Kenapa cakap macam tu?

Sambil terfikir, takut2 depa nak wat lawak

Depa kater: Look at you

Aku: Ahhhh? Explaination needed.

Depa kater: You are wearing your traditional clothes, you are driving national car and you use Petronas.

Aku: hehehehe (sambil sengeh, tak tau nak kater aper)

TQ, TQ, I take it as a compliment.

Before this, tak pernah terfikir pun the perception of local people.

Selalu aku nampak dalam TV, bila merdeka… siap menari-nari lagi bila nyanyi lagu Negaraku… cikgu aku ajar dulu,suruh berdiri tegak.

Siap bleh tukar rentak lagu Negaraku lagi tuu.. isk isk isk

Korang fikir…. macam mana?

Moral of the story: Ke arah 30 pasang baju kurung hehehehe

I think about painting

I think about buying paints, the cheapest one

I think about where to buy the paints…..

And finally i bought 2 small cans of acrylic emulsion paints, white and yellow.

Then, I stared at the paints….. Hoping that it will open and my wall become shiny and beautiful as in ICI advert…forget it.. painting is easy….

Day 1

Phase 1 Remove all the things and clean up

After moving all the things I need to clear all those ‘debu debu cinta’ and the ’sawang’  (tak penah tau ponn… ader beberapa kilos sawang+dust hehehe)

Then , mixing the paint with water. Senang kan

Phase 2 Painting

First , paint the ceiling- white. The first thing happened when the brush touch the ceiling was ‘ white rain’. penuh kat lantai. My father will kill me for this. Cat cair sangattt. Ok, turun bawah campur balik. Then have to clean my floor. Half of my day gone. Can paint only quarter of the ceiling.

Day 2

Learn my lesson. I covered the floor wif ’surat kabar lamerr’. My paint mixing become better. whallaa.. I finished my ceiling in only few hours he eh eheh

You need skill for painting, same as u need skills for baling a cake

Everything count:-

-> the way u mix the paints —— the way u mix the flour+water+butter+sugar+etc

-> the way u use ur brush——— the way u kacau ur cake, clockwise or anti clockwise

- the way u choose ur time for painting——-when are u going to eat ur cake?

No wonder why I don’t know how to bake a cake.

Err… kalu beli yang instant cake tu kira pandai tak wat cake?

Moral of the story: PAINTING IS NOT EASY !

———————-to be continued—————————

Pherghh.. lama giler tak update blog
Asik baca blog orang jerr…

Erm.. tak tahu macam mana nak mula.
dah hampir setahun aku kat sini.. bermakna.. dah hampir setahun aku dok ngan bebudak kelas ni
Class 3/4 English Program Suan Sawan Vitaya School (sawan tu maksud dia ‘heaven’,bkn utk kanak2 istimewa yer)

Early days, kelas cam dalam zoo… tetiap ari ader budak lelaki bertumbuk dan budak pompuan nangis.
GIVE UP! Then ..siap boikot kelas aku lak tuu…
pasal tak suka Teacher Hasnah ngajar. Either p toilet tak balik2 or tekap muka kat meja.
Kalu ikut aku neyr level amarah, memang bebudak tu nak kena gulai.
Heheeh… mati akal.

Aku suh baca cket… nangis.. aku tanyer cket .. nangis…
Maybe nampak ngat muka aku yang panik.. so depa guna taktik yang kotor lagi hina tahap dewa yaitu.. iaitu ..NANGIS.
Aduss…Bebudak 7-10 tahun zaman sekarang…

OOOO.. ingat depa jer ader plan ehh….aku tak leh ader plan
Aku pong wat ler counter attack nyer plan
Cakap melayu or siam, bayar aku 1 baht = 10 sen
(Kaya aku lam minggu tu, tak yah kuar duit beli breakfast)
Tak tuck in baju.. dan kolar baju ala ala elvis = bukak baju , aku simpan dalam laci
Tak pakai stoking = bukak seluar or skirt
Makan dalam kelas= kutip sampah keliling sekolah
Sorang wat salah or lengah2 maser roll call = beratur depan bilik disiplin tgh panas.
Sorang wat salah = punishment to the whole classroom.
Hehehehe.. nak pukul tak lehh… takut kena saman

Skang ni end of term.
Kalu dulu depan aku pong leh gaduh.. skang ni aku celik pong dah tau depa salah aper
Kalu dulu nampak aku pong dah lari.. skang ni nampak aku pong dah reti salam
Kalu dulu nyer laa takut nak speaking.. skang ni hentam saja.. asal dapat cakap ngan teacher

This is my so called life for the time being

Talk to the hand

waahahahhahahah